Soup Game - earlog-stomach

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM

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-----Phase 4----- STOMACH You're inside Walter White's stomach! you can hear all other areas from here...kind of. The Robot Cow from Return of the Robots is here! Moo! There's actually a way out of here? There's a SOUP area that seems to not exist in traditional Euclidian space?? That's your way out, I suppose. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934127588438331492/934530680480755782/Z.png?width=205&height=199

Giovanni Potage

3/3 HP

del

VISIBLE Ew! It's the King Del from Burger King! And it's on top of your head! If you eat this you lose TWO HEARTS!

batwithknife

VISIBLE The ultimate weapon! A baseball bat with a knife taped to it! Those FOOLS will never see the combined powers of bat AND knife coming. There's even an extra bread knife sticking in the bat! You may use it to do 1.5 damage!

Interceptomato

1.5/3 HP

footballhelmet

VISIBLE This looks like a strong helmet! It will block 0.5 damage on all attacks.

@Giovanni Potage @Interceptomato

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:32 PM

AAAA

WHAT THE-

HEY

LET ME OUT OF HERE

HOW DARE YOU EAT THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE

LET ME OUT

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM

Who are you?

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM

WHA

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM

What are you doing in my stomach?

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM

THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE

YOU ATE ME

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOUR OWN STOMACH YOU PSYCHOTIC FUCK

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM

You were on my pizza.

I eat my pizza.

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:34 PM

WHAT THE HECK

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM

I am the one who eats.

My pizza.

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM

I'M GOING BACK WHERE I CAME FROM

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM

I'm hungry.

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:35 PM

WELL DONT EAT ME

THE GREAT GIOVANNI POTAGE

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM

You have been eaten already.

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:36 PM

GRHH

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM

DON'T WORRY

I'M GOING BACK UP THROUGH HIS INTESTINES I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET INSIDE HIS BRAIN

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:37 PM

WOOOO

Cool

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM

THANKS

I DO MY BEST

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM

I do not like "coolness".

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM

OBVIOUSLY NOT

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:38 PM

YOU WILL ONCE I REWIRE YOUR BRAIN

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:39 PM

YOURE THE MOST UNCOOL PERSON I HAVE EVER MET

And that’s saying something

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:39 PM

I THINK I AGREE

AND THAT'S SAYING EVEN MORE

Walter White BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM

This is why you were eaten.

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM

GAAAH

WELL

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM

THIS IS WHY I'M GONNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS OLD MAN

Giovanni Potage BOT 22-Jan-22 07:41 PM

SCREW YOU

Interceptomato BOT 22-Jan-22 07:42 PM

WAIT 'TILL I GET UP THERE SEE HOW TOUGH YOU WANNA ACT

BITCH

FUCKHEAD

Hatsune Miku BOT 22-Jan-22 07:52 PM

LOCK

Giovanni makes a lunge for the football helmet!

BANG!

Just barely misses! Running into the stomachs inner lining!

Interceptomato jumped out of the way!

He's heading...

Up.

slither slither slither

He's gone!

Giovanni just gets out of there using nonecludian geometry

MysteryBot BOT 22-Jan-22 08:11 PM

(edited)

Giovanni Potage moved to soup

Interceptomato moved to ???